{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"While many parts of Europe and North America consider the black cat a sign of bad luck, in Britain and Australia, black cats are considered lucky.","length":146}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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