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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}

{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}

{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}

{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}

{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}

{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

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